The Ladies Temperance Club's Farewell Tour.
First book in"Fish" Fishbein's Adventures in La-La Land series.
First book in"Fish" Fishbein's Adventures in La-La Land series.
Women's Fiction, Humor, Satire, Crime, Offbeat & Quirky Commercial Fiction.
(Imagine Thelma and Louise -- on the road with Lucy & Ethel)
Vonda Mae Ables could never hurt a living soul. Now she’s on the lam in a huge RV, with her best friends, gallons of Chardonnay and a stiff in her freezer.
Vonda has suffered her alcoholic boyfriend's abuse for twenty years. But the first time she stands up for herself, she overdoes it and crushes his skull with a football trophy. Rather than turn herself in, she enlists the help of her friends to ditch the body. They stash the boyfriend in the freezer of his humongous RV and hit the road for Arizona, planning a quiet desert burial.
Unfortunately, the plan goes more sideways with every mile, culminating in rural Idaho. Vonda finally finds a likely place to plant the dead SOB, but now he's frozen solid and stuck in the freezer. Exhausted from their day of digging and unsuccessfully trying to extricate him, the women stop at a local cafe.
While they're drinking dinner, a gang of Harley-riding repo guys makes off with the RV and a Good Samaritan reports the theft. When the state troopers arrive to take a stolen vehicle report, Vonda panics, knowing if the cops recover the motor home and discover what's in the freezer, she might have to turn that old trophy on herself.